Ah, 2:15 AM. That time of why-am-I-not-sleeping-I-have-a-fucking-Swedish-test-at-9-am inspiration.
With the return of snow, I thought I'd write about the thing that irritates me most on this campus:

The Stamp-Made Winterwear Girl
The Stamp-Made Winterwear girl wears one outfit from November 1 until March 31. This three piece outfit includes, from top to bottom:
1. The long ass north face puffy coat, pictured left on Angelina Jolie (who isn't that hot, but that's a different article entirely)
2. Leggings, which I assume everyone is aware of
3. Ugg Fucking Boots. Pictured right in all their overrated, overpriced, completely retarded glory.


Normally this outfit might not bother me so much, but this describes literally 75% of the girls in Ann Arbor between the months listed above. It gets a little old. Also, as a wise source once related to me, "if you weigh more than 140 lbs, stay the fuck out of leggings."