Congratulations on a successful campaign.
Though the semester may end, our dream will never die. Fall 2009 will see the beginning of Turned On, Episode IV: A New Hope.
The first call must be a glorious wookie call that makes the returning host wet himself onscreen.
We shall then pelt him with proverbial ice and loose change:
"Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Carl Brutanandilewski. I am 46 years young, and I sleep in my beanbag chair. Welcome to my funhouse."
Oh, the joy to come.
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