Dickspiration

Dick that gets a boner and curves straight down, towards the floor.

Dick that has been given a square/block-shaped tip by parents so it won't fit in a world with round holes. Geometric contraceptive.

Dick that drops off, wanders around at night, and fights crime.

Guy that T-bags his roommate every night. I'm thinking he could call in as his way of finally telling his roommate, you know, with the help and support of Team Turned On.

Guy that asks chick on show which one of the nicknames she gave him that she likes best. Really just a way to list some awesome dick names, while also implying that that hoe on the right had sex with me.

Carl calls in to talk about his bromance with a fellow NJ douche bag. I'll wax romantic about rigid spikey hair, puke-orange tan, creatine musk, and 2$ wife-beaters.

Guy who gets a boner whenever he watches the "My Favorite Things" episode of Oprah's show.

Any other weird sexual turn-ons. I'm sure we can drum up a bunch.

Talk amongst yourselves...